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So cute! #sam #samewise #dog #animals #dogsofinsta #lol #midgetlets #cutie

#self #selfie #me #jammies #tired #pajamas #morning #bbw

#self #selfie #me #jammies #tired #pajamas #morning #bbw

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I was told this was a bad start to a porno. Lol #dog #cat #porno #idk #animals

I was told this was a bad start to a porno. Lol #dog #cat #porno #idk #animals

Drink responsibly. ;) #wine #moscato #beer #Leinenkugels #yum #alcohol #drinks

Drink responsibly. ;) #wine #moscato #beer #Leinenkugels #yum #alcohol #drinks

And then she fell asleep! #niece #cute #toddler #movietime #babysitting #loveher #family #footrest #lol

Silly girl… #niece #family #toddler #babysitting #adorable #cute

Last nights #dinner was fantastic. #Porkchops marinated/baked in #BBQ sauce, #Worcestershire sauce, #chicken stock, lemon juice, onion, #garlic salt, #oregano, #thyme, #rosemary, and #pepper. With #homemade #mashed #potatoes with #cheese and #bacon, and #corn. #yum #food #foodporn #delicious

Last nights #dinner was fantastic. #Porkchops marinated/baked in #BBQ sauce, #Worcestershire sauce, #chicken stock, lemon juice, onion, #garlic salt, #oregano, #thyme, #rosemary, and #pepper. With #homemade #mashed #potatoes with #cheese and #bacon, and #corn. #yum #food #foodporn #delicious

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"I have loved you for many years. Maybe I am just not enough. You’ve made me realize my deepest fear, by lying and tearing us up. You say I’m crazy, cause you don’t think i know what you’ve done… but when you call me baby, I know I’m not the only one."

(Source: Spotify)

heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

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biinarykid:

wtfrobin:

oflivingthings:

Snow White. Bengal. Golden. White.

Oh hell yeah this is the coolest picture ever

looks like God ran out of printer ink

biinarykid:

wtfrobin:

oflivingthings:

Snow White. Bengal. Golden. White.

Oh hell yeah this is the coolest picture ever

looks like God ran out of printer ink

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delistylehardcore:

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

is this stoner metal

delistylehardcore:

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

is this stoner metal

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falloutforlife:

fnv:

Introduced my little brother to Fallout. He wiped out a family of big horners and didn’t think twice. Pure satisfaction on his face. http://ift.tt/1qW6sGl

when people find this game great things happen

falloutforlife:

fnv:

Introduced my little brother to Fallout. He wiped out a family of big horners and didn’t think twice. Pure satisfaction on his face. http://ift.tt/1qW6sGl

when people find this game great things happen

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I just want to tell you I have a huge crush on you

I WANT TO SCREAM IT AT YOU, AND YOU’RE DUMB STUPID CUTE NERDY FACED STUPID GLASSES SCRUFFLY FACE.

I may or may be drunk I plead the fifth.